DanThat'sCool!

Busted.

I know.  I’m recycling.

But just a little.

This is an oldie but a goodie that I posted way back when.  And now it’s back.

And just in time.  Because it’s Mother’s Day…and this is HIGHsterical.

It’s also my website, so even if you hadn’t asked I probably would have snuck this in one more time.  Recycling is good for the environment…and the funny bone.

Sunday, May 12 is Mom’s special day, and nobody captures your Mother better than John Roberts.  Dude is the Master of the Brooklyn Mom.

Don’t lie.  If this isn’t your Mother, then it’s your friend’s Mother.

Or you.

So call your Mother.

Or your friend’s Mother.

Do it now.

Even with the kids in the car.

Seriously.  After all these years, I still can’t stand it.

Let this be a lesson to all you belly floppers and future Olympians.

If there was ever an example of why you should never dive into the shallow end of the pool…it’s Ryan Lochte.

Barely one week into his new E! series What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, the human block of wood who floated to 11 Olympic medals has already melted down the internet and caused a couple of Philly news anchors to completely lose their nutty on live TV.

All in the name of Swimming Awareness, of course.

Because that’s exactly what he’s hoping to accomplish by dating girls with big boobs, making up new words and putting his name on the bottom of a pair of sneakers.

Ryan=Right.

Lochte=Left.

Coincidence?  I don’t think so.

Fueled by Haterade and alleged oxygen depravation, Ryan takes on life…and a seemingly endless barrage of riveting interviews…as only Ryan can do.

Think less Mensa IQ test and more Beer Pong.

Seriously.  Dude does Dbag like a Boss.

Not gonna lie.  I do love me a Hot Mess.

Jeah.

Wouldn’t wanna be ya.

Or would I…?

Finally.

The mystery is solved.

Did she?  Didn’t she?  And how did she get her earrings to match her mic cord?

Thanks to the crazies over at BadLipReading, the Beyoncé 2013 Presidential Inauguration lip synching scandal can finally be put to rest.

Bey Bey didn’t lip synch, people.

OhHellNo.  She don’t play dat.

She just sang the wrong song.

And I don’t think you’re ready for this La Fway.