DanThat'sCool!

No wonder Carrie Underwood released her new album earlier than some people thought she would this month.  Looks like there might be a new Diva breathing down her neck, and you know how fickle those Club Kids can be when it comes to their dance tunes.

Clear some space on your BeDazzled Hello Kitty iPod because it looks like the freakin’ cutest niblet evah, Paisley Dickey, is about to shake her cheese dip on a new song.

The pint sized dynamo who nose picked and pretty feeted (…is that even a word?…) her way to Toddlers & Tiaras fame, is taking a cue from pageant retiree Eden Wood and jumpstarting her own sparkly Empire.  But whereas Eden chose to go the questionably uncomfortable half Anna Nicole/half RuPaul route, Paisley is going with what she knows.

Cuteness and Boogers.

Now I pride myself on being an authority on cuteness, but not so much on boogers…so we’ll all just have to wait until Ryan Seacrest leaks a few tracks before I start party rocking my new dance moves.

Recording career or not, it looks like that little nugget is going to need a longer resume.

According to the interview below, when her finger kissing days are over, Paisley may just become the world’s first singing clown doctor.

And far be it from me to open up old wounds or stir things back up again…but maybe Isabella could lay down the Booger ReMix tracks?

How epic would that be?

I Pick It And I Know It.

Yeah.  I went there.