Toddlers & Tiaras: They’re Baaaaack! It’s Almost Time For Another Season Of Pixie Stix Pageant Madness. Until They Return, Enjoy A Glimpse Into A Very Glitzed Up Future. Sparkle, Baby.
I might need a moment here.
There’s a storm approaching, and it’s gonna call for focus.
Focus…and some seriously stocked Coupon Queen snacks. Because it’s almost here.
The Summer of The Perfect Reality Storm.
Mob Wives: Chicago. Big Ang. Dance Moms. Honey Boo-Boo Child. All that sobbing Bachelorette nonsense. Even that new cheerleader sumthin or other show that I know absolutely nothing about but will be glued to for an hour.
And now it’s all topped off with a giant glitter ball splat right to the face.
Toddlers & Tiaras is back!
Halleloo! Everyone’s guiltiest pleasure is returning with a new season of spray tans, aerosol beehives and enough pixie stix buzziness to make anyone spit their flipper across the Ramada ballroom.
Now you know I love me some Toddlers.
And I really love me some Pageant Mom Krazy.
The Moms I’ve met who are actually normal and have a wicked sense of humor are going to love this one.
The Moms who lean a little more to the Krazy side of the scale, however…well…I’ll do you all a favor and clear my inbox asap so you can commence spamming my site.
For everyone else who has ever wondered what happens when that last finger kiss is blown and the cupcake dress finally comes off…here you go.
Well. Sometimes it just doesn’t come off. Ever.
I give you Adults & Tiaras.
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