Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: You’d Better Redneckognize That One Man’s (White) Trash Is Another Man’s Junk Yard Artwork Masterpiece. Holla!


Who knew that 25 pounds of garbage could be so Beautimous?

You can Holla for a Dolla all you want, but I’m not sure that anyone can put a price tag on this piece of junk pile artistry.  It’s nothing short of dumpster brilliance.

Mosaic artist Jason Mecier just spent a whopping 50 hours spraying and hot gluing ”two cans of hair spray, three tiaras, make-up, mascara, fake eyelashes, coupons, sketti, butter, ten cheese balls, two Red Bulls, one Mountain Dew, a McDonald’s chicken nugget, a pink Snuggy box, an empty toilet paper roll, one cabbage patch doll and a jar of pigs’ feet” into an instant pop culture masterpiece.

Move over Warhol.  Make way for Honey Boo Boo Child.

Jason is already my new idol.  I didn’t think that I would ever find someone with more crap in their house than me.  That alone solidified his awesomeness in my book.

But then to take all that landfill and artery clogging clutter and turn it into everyone’s favorite sassy pants Alana Thompson?

Just shut the trailer door.

I mean.  Seriously.

A Cabbage Patch doll.

Even baby Kaitlyn would give this three thumbs up.

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