The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Toughen Up, Buckle Up & Slide Down That Stripper Pole. They’re Baaack!
Holy Moly Cannoli.
Is it June 2nd yet?
Seriously. Part of me wants to flip a table. Part of me just needs to lay down.
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey are back and Bravo just unleashed a hot mess of a SuperTrailer right in your face, Bitch.
Drama. More Drama. And then a little bit more Drama.
Teresa vs. Melissa. Joe vs. Joe. Teresa vs. Jacqueline. Kathy rolling her eyes a lot. Caroline trying to solve all the world’s problems like an Italian Yoda.
And, of course, one of Teresa’s kids sliding down what looks like some kind of Mass Transit stripper pole pretending to be Aunt Melissa. Because it’s Jersey, and apparently that’s how the Giudices roll when the family gets together.
Clearly, the long term plan to settle the issues between the Gorga and Giudice Famiglias still needs a little work. And it’s especially not looking too good for Melissa this time around, as implications of stripping and cheating and hogging all that glitter eye shadow from last year’s Reunion Special appear to be haunting her at every turn.
Add into the mix some ongoing legal issues, a sick parent, allegedly questionable scripting, a new smack-talking DList friend-for-money and one bad a** beat down between The Joes, and the upcoming season looks sloppier than a tipped over bowl of Fabulicious meatballs.
And I couldn’t be happier.
Because I do love a hot mess.
And a good cannoli.
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