Toddlers & Tiaras vs. Dance Moms: Oh No She Did Not Just Go There. The Moms Throw Down And Now It’s On Like Donkey Kong…With Glitter.
Oh it is on, bitches.
Forget the Crips & Bloods.
Try the Moms & the Moms in a Guilty Pleasure Turf War.
This week on Anderson, as we witnessed the disturbingly mesmerizing transformation of four Toddlers & Tiaras Pageant Moms into Super-sized versions of their babies, an audience member unknowingly set the internet on fire.
While the kids were off stage eating sugar cubes and running with scissors, Anderson Cooper passed the mic to a member of his studio audience who meekly asked what the Pageant Moms thought of the Dance Moms.
That’s right. Abby Lee Miller and the Dance Moms.
She went there.
And then they went there.
“They make us look good.”
And then the internet melted down.
Don’t make me choose between my guilty pleasures. That’s like saying which child is your favorite.
This is getting good.
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