Toddlers & Tiaras: She’s Baaaaaack! Chill The Go Go Juice And Get Ready For Alana’s New Spin-Off Show. I Bet You A Dolla You’re Gonna Holla When Honey Boo-Boo Child Returns!Friday, May 18th, 2012
This Summer it’s all about the Go Go Juice.
Lots of Go Go Juice. Tons of Go Go Juice. Discounted bulk quantities, in fact.
Dat’s rite. Honey Boo-Boo Child and the Coupon Queen are back!
Alana Thompson, one of the most infamous Toddlers & Tiaras breakout stars in recent memory, is ready to unleash another heaping helping of her one of a kind Pageant Spaz…so you better stock up on Red Bull and Mountain Dew before Mom June Shannon clears every Walmart shelf in town.
Somebody knew a good, totally crazy thing when they saw it. Alana and June, her accordion coupon binder and that seemingly endless supply of green magic potion are all back in their own mini spin-off show premiering this Summer on TLC.
Umm. Yeah. The DVR is already set.
It’s enough to make a grown man holla.