DanCool Tube: I Can’t Stand It…More Classic John Roberts. What Do You Mean Mother’s Day Is Gonna Be Here Before You Know It? I Can’t Hear You.
Saturday, April 14th, 2012What do you mean no new video? It’s been waaay too long.
John Roberts, whose main claim to fame is (or should be) making me laugh until I black out, has been so busy lending his signature nasal voiceover to FOX’s animated Bob’s Burgers and criss crossing the country with comedy show appearances that we’ve all had to endure a painfully lengthy lapse in Mom videos.
You don’t need to have roots in Brooklyn to recognize a little bit of someone in your own dysfunctional family tree in every clip. If you don’t, you’re lying.
Like I always say, you either know someone. Or you are that someone. Own it.
Next month is Mother’s Day.
Until the next JR video finally shows up, please do enjoy yet another classic piece of Momabilia.
Call your Mother. And pick up all that crap.











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