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And then there were two.

Our boy Ben Flajnik has finally, painfully trimmed the herd down to just two potential brides.

Courtney Robertson and Lindzi Cox.

The Final Two.

Lindzi…who was no doubt intentionally misspelled by a Mom filled with aspirations that her baby girl might some day rule the crazy Toddlers & Tiaras Circuit.

And Courtney…who is just plain Cra-Cra crazy…and was apparently born to be the cover girl  for every magazine ever found in every hair salon waiting room in the Free World.

But just in case you may have had a job, or a life, and missed any of this season or the 15 that came before it…I give you 2 minutes to catch up.

Two minutes.

Everything you ever missed.

Literally.

As Ben emotionally proclaimed as he sent Nicki packing:  ”I cried a little bit today, I’m not gonna lie.”

Dude.  You’re not the only one.

Two things I always say:

1. I’m never going to watch The Bachelor, talk about The Bachelor, read about The Bachelor, eat, drink, sleep or write about The Bachelor.

2. The whole overdone, beat a dead horse into the ground “S#*! People Say” video thang is so played out.  Total 2011.

Yeah.  Well.

Here’s 1:28 of your life that you’ll never get back.

Enjoy.