The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Saying The Same S#*! For Sixteen Seasons. What You Missed All Those Years…In Under 2 Minutes.
Saturday, March 3rd, 2012
And then there were two.
Our boy Ben Flajnik has finally, painfully trimmed the herd down to just two potential brides.
Courtney Robertson and Lindzi Cox.
The Final Two.
Lindzi…who was no doubt intentionally misspelled by a Mom filled with aspirations that her baby girl might some day rule the crazy Toddlers & Tiaras Circuit.
And Courtney…who is just plain Cra-Cra crazy…and was apparently born to be the cover girl for every magazine ever found in every hair salon waiting room in the Free World.
But just in case you may have had a job, or a life, and missed any of this season or the 15 that came before it…I give you 2 minutes to catch up.
Two minutes.
Everything you ever missed.
Literally.
As Ben emotionally proclaimed as he sent Nicki packing: ”I cried a little bit today, I’m not gonna lie.”
Dude. You’re not the only one.
DanCool Hot Mess: You Only Get One Beach Body. So Use Protection…For Your Eyes & Ears. It’s Tan Mom, Bitch.
Dance Moms Reunion Part Two: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Return For A Second Helping Of Crazy Talk.
DanCool YouTube Rewind: One More Time For The John Roberts Classic. Because It’s Mother’s Day. So Call Her.
Dance Moms Reunion Part One: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are Back To Stir Up More Mama Drama.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’All Hear The Vajiggle Jaggle Of Wedding Bells? June & Sugar Bear Got Hitched.
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Toughen Up, Buckle Up & Slide Down That Stripper Pole. They’re Baaack!
Dance Moms: It’s All Going Down In Midtown. The Christi vs. Kristie Throw Down And A Candy Apple Showdown.
What Would Ryan Lochte Do?: Jeah! It’s Like The Ultimate Mash-Up Video. Totally A Frat House Dude Tsunami.
Dance Moms: The View From The Top Ain’t Always Pretty When The Candy Apples Take Over The Big Apple.
Mob Wives Reunion: It’s Nothing But Prison Wives And Buttah Knives. There’s No Love In The Room Tonight.
