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Sorry, but I’m gonna have to pass on dessert.  I’m stuffed.

Literally.

I’m not even sure what to say about this one, except that sometimes I just love the internet so much it hurts my head.

Just in time for holiday shopping, the guys down at Ojai Taxidermy have given us a commercial that is destined for greatness.  Located in beautiful California, not only can the guys gut and stuff you some seriously bug eyed home decor, but they also know how to make the kind of viral masterpiece that will make you want to run out to Walmart right now and try on some huntin’ gear.

If you’ve already got a slab of deer hanging out back on the shed door, check out their site for more info on how to give the gift of eternal life.  The pricing appears to follow the same guidelines that strip clubs adhere to…full mount with open mouth costs more.

I swear.  You can’t make this stuff(ed) up.

Just when I finally got the Chipmunks Christmas Song out of my head, Nissan goes and implants their latest overseas commercial directly between my eyes and deep into the center of my skull.

Kids, this is not your Father’s Monster Truck Pull advertisement.  Not even close.

This is what happens when Horsepower meets My Little Pony meets Alvin, Theodore & Simon.  And then subtitles it.

The cheat sheet version of the ad:  If you’re stuck in the mud, you need horsepower, not pony power.  And if you don’t share the video, you are forever cursed to sing the Ponei Maldito song until your head explodes all over your office monitor.

And it will.

Make sure you sit through the entire ear bleeding commercial for the full effect.

You’re welcome.