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Busted.

I know.  I’m recycling.

But just a little.

This is an oldie but a goodie that I posted way back when.  And now it’s back.

And just in time.  Because it’s Mother’s Day…and this is HIGHsterical.

It’s also my website, so even if you hadn’t asked I probably would have snuck this in one more time.  Recycling is good for the environment…and the funny bone.

Sunday, May 12 is Mom’s special day, and nobody captures your Mother better than John Roberts.  Dude is the Master of the Brooklyn Mom.

Don’t lie.  If this isn’t your Mother, then it’s your friend’s Mother.

Or you.

So call your Mother.

Or your friend’s Mother.

Do it now.

Even with the kids in the car.

Seriously.  After all these years, I still can’t stand it.

Let this be a lesson to all you belly floppers and future Olympians.

If there was ever an example of why you should never dive into the shallow end of the pool…it’s Ryan Lochte.

Barely one week into his new E! series What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, the human block of wood who floated to 11 Olympic medals has already melted down the internet and caused a couple of Philly news anchors to completely lose their nutty on live TV.

All in the name of Swimming Awareness, of course.

Because that’s exactly what he’s hoping to accomplish by dating girls with big boobs, making up new words and putting his name on the bottom of a pair of sneakers.

Ryan=Right.

Lochte=Left.

Coincidence?  I don’t think so.

Fueled by Haterade and alleged oxygen depravation, Ryan takes on life…and a seemingly endless barrage of riveting interviews…as only Ryan can do.

Think less Mensa IQ test and more Beer Pong.

Seriously.  Dude does Dbag like a Boss.

Not gonna lie.  I do love me a Hot Mess.

Jeah.

Wouldn’t wanna be ya.

Or would I…?

Who am I?  Who are YOU?

Girl, pleez.  Fix yo’ face, tighten that weave, figure out how to do arismastik and put on your red bottoms…because we’re going dancing.

It’s time to get Gone With The Wind Fabulous, you Hood Rat Bitch.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta 2013 Anthem has arrived, and it is a veritable potpourri of Fierce and Fab and Freaky Deaky.

Who knew that one little patio throw down between Kenya Moore and Porsha Stewart would give birth to the next great auto-tuned dance tune?

Drag Queens, Gospel Singers, Toddlers, Beyoncé (…Keyoncé?…) and Lil’ Dick werkin’ his gas nozzle all collide in the just released Official Music Video.

And it’s a Kenyapalooza.

Step aside Kim Zolckiak and let Miss Kenya show you how it’s done.

Hold onto your synthetic wig as Key Key sings, poses and grinds her stuff all over the screen just like the true Diva she keeps saying she is…and still finds the time to poke a few of her fellow Housewives in the eye.

Oh, yeah.  She goes there, Phaedra.

Because she’s Gone With The Wind Fabulous.  And you’re not.

Twirl.

Trust me.

There’s enough Fabulousness in this video to keep you busy for a whole year.

All 265 days.