Posts Tagged ‘Honey Boo Boo Child Sister Lauryn (“Pumpkin”)’

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’All Hear The Vajiggle Jaggle Of Wedding Bells? June & Sugar Bear Got Hitched.

Sunday, May 5th, 2013

honeyboobooOr did they?

Only TLC and the head cashier at the Kuntry Stoe know for certain.

It was Cinco de Mayo meets Cartoon Network meets that aisle in Walmart that stocks all the camouflage hunting gear and canned deer urine as Mama June Shannon and her front yard Santa Sugar Bear tied the knot today.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo just taped an episode for the upcoming new season that might give even Luke and Laura a run for their matrimonial money.

I mean, really.  Who needs Elizabeth Taylor when you’ve got Uncle Poodle and a three thumbed baby in your wedding party?

I know I can’t be the only one getting secretly antsy waiting for the return of Toddlers & Tiaras reigning breakout star on July 17.  Man can not live on sketti and cheeseballs alone.  It just can’t be done.

I need me some Boo.

But until Alana, Pumpkin, Chubbs, Chickadee and Kaitlyn Elizabeth all mud bog back onto our television screens, we’ll have to settle for the official photos from today’s Redneckulous nuptials.

Everyone is being a little vague on whether this was the real 4-wheelin’ deal or not, and whether they are officially hooked as they say down at the Bait Shop.

But c’mon…does it really matter?  It’s Honey Boo Boo Child.

And it looks like the Coupon Queen just tied the knot with her Skoal Pinchin’ Prince.

In that dress.

It is what it is, people.

I’ll chug to that.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: You’d Better Sing Along With Brad Paisley And Redneckognize This Beautimous Ballad. Let’s Pop A Cheese Ball, Y’all.

Friday, January 11th, 2013

 

It’s the theme song for a new generation.

It’s Brad Paisley.  It’s Honey Boo Boo.

Together, in a musical moment that will most likely change your life forever.

Even if you’ve already had the pleasure, you’re about to watch it again.

Because it’s my website.  And I said so.

The Ballad Of Honey Boo Boo.

Because I love me some ‘Boo.

Enjoy, y’all.

Happy Holidays Everyone! Here’s To Another Year Of Redneckognizable Toddlers, Mob Wives, Dancing Divas, Rich Housewives & Reality Realness.

Tuesday, December 25th, 2012

Thanks For An Amazing 2012!

Stick Around….The Party’s Just Getting Started.  2013 Will Be A Hoot.

Mmmkay?

 


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