Posts Tagged ‘June Shannon’

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’all Better Redneckognize That It Was Fun While It Lasted. Say Buh Bye To Boo.

Monday, October 27th, 2014

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It’s true.

Honey Boo Boo Child has left the building.

Reality just got Real in McIntyre

And not even Alana‘s Chicken Nugget Power could save them this time.honey-boo-boo-chicken-nugget-1030

TLC shut down our little cheeseball.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has come…and gone.

No more mayo baths.  No more live chickens wandering the house.  And don’t even think about greasing up the kitchen floor like a Crisco flavored Slip n’ Slide, cuz that ain’t gonna happen again.

I think I’ve even lost my appetite for sketti.

The party’s over and all we have left is that big mystery stain on the living room carpet.

And memories.  Lots of them.  All burned into our brains like hot roadkill BBQ.

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tumblr_m8hy2m6xMB1ql5yr7o1_400Really, Mama June?

Apparently somebody on the sex offender registry thought it was, because in the end TLC agreed with Alana and pulled the plug when all that post-Sugar Bear shizz hit the fan.

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And now it’s RedneckGame Over.

Sadly, the good ones are always gone too soon.

But before I get too emotional…sing for us, Brad Paisley.

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RIP, Honey Boo Boo Child.

Peace Out.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Rewind: Celebrate 2 Billion Gangnam Style Hits With The Redneck Mashed-Up Classic.

Sunday, June 1st, 2014

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Trust me.

Dolla still make me holla.

But 2 billion youtube hits?  That’s Redneckulous.

That’s right.  Park Jae-sangPSY to all us hipsters…and his Gangnam Style dance anthem just crossed the 2 billion views mark.

You heard me.  Billion.  With a ‘B.  Like in ‘Boo Boo.’

Apparently, almost two years later everybody is still doing it Gangnam Style.

So what better excuse to bring back one of the best music video mash-ups evah for your viewing pleasure to celebrate the milestone.

The official Honey Boo Boo Style ReMix.

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You know I still love me some Toddlers & Tiaras.

I miss all that sparkly goodness more every day.  And I’m always up for anything that will help my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, so to speak.

So naturally, adding some Go-Go Juice to my Gangnam seemed like the next logical step.

Cuz that s*** makes everything even better.

To congratulate Psy, let’s all enjoy another look at Honey Boo Boo Child going Gangnam in the ultimate Korean Redneck ReMix.

It’s like someone took everything inside my brain and made a music video.  Some of my favorite obsessions brilliantly mixed together until they’re smooth as buttah and ketchup.

And, surprisingly, even more tasty the second time they’re served.

It’s like Korean Sketti.  That you can dance to.

And you’re welcome.

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Oppa Gangnam Style.

Y’all.

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Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Shake It Like A Polaroid Glitz Picture. It’s An All Dancing, All That Jazz Extravaganza.

Sunday, November 24th, 2013

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Hey Mr. DJ put a record on.

And one of those homemade CDs that Mama June burned off iTunes.

Then slap some dancing shoes on those pretty feet and let’s do this, because it’s time for another Toddlers & Tiaras rewind.  And this one comes with a beat you can dance to.

Kinda.

Like Ultimate Pageant Dad David Perez.

Papa’s got a brand new bag, you know.

And it glitters like a shiny Mr. Roboto.

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Or you could throw your hands…and your big ginger puppet…up in the ayah ayah.

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tumblr_lnyu2faf2d1qdu1jmStop.  In the name of Love.  Really…just stop.

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