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Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Whaaat?! Oh No They Din’t Just Do That! A Few More Outrageously OMG Moments.

Saturday, November 16th, 2013


Not gonna lie.

I’m still having a little trouble reconciling myself to the fact that Toddlers & Tiaras may be gone for good.  I can tell this is gonna be a long process.

I’m missing my guilty pleasure giggles and flabbergasted forehead slaps.  Not to mention all the Life Lessons learned each week.

I’m talking about those classic T&T Moments.  The ones that made us spit our drinks out and then hit Rewind on the remote.  The ones worthy of the TLC Time Capsule. 

Classic.  And outrageous.  And there were lots of them.  Especially the outrageous ones.

The ones that made us laugh more than they should have…and taught us more than we ever needed to know.

Like my girl Paisley, who showed all the Haters how to turn a yellow Muppet Show wig and a couple of wobbly runway struts into mini superstardom.

Umm.  Hello?  Drama Queen on E! anyone?  Or movies?  Or photo shoots and airline peanuts on cross country trips to Hollywood?  Because that’s totally happening, bitches.

Or Mia-donna, who taught me how a true diva should always enter a coat check room at the club.  Running with scissors is so over rated.  Try these bad boys.

26770282kLdAnd don’t forget Makenzie and her keen eye for fashion.

anigif_enhanced-buzz-25856-1326297775-1And Kayla.  Who…well…you know.  Suck it, Miley.

vodka-n-wiskySo TLC, you bring back my show.  Now.  You wouldn’t like me when I don’t get my way.

tumblr_m1zp2hfiWt1qfk1qeo1_500I’m kind of a big deal in the Toddler Blogosphere, mmmkay?  Just sayin’.

tumblr_lq02ous3rb1qbnfoaSo bring it back and I promise I’ll be happy.

tumblr_lq02vv0jOM1qbnfoaHappy.  And pretty fabulous.


Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Pass The Pixie Stix, Please. It’s Another Look Back At Classic Glitter Girl Moments.

Friday, November 8th, 2013


Oh.  Hell.  No.

This just ain’t right.

Still banging your head against the wall because Toddlers & Tiaras has gone away?

Having trouble detoxing after six seasons of sugar buzzing?  Missing the sweet taste of Tinker Tea on your tongue and the residue of tanning overspray on your kitchen table?

Well, you’re not alone.  Seems like a lot of people are having trouble dealing with TLC’s sudden decision to shut off our pageant crack pipeline.  Coming down’s the hardest part.

And I hate to see anyone suffer, so I’ll take another one for the team and rewind a few more classic Glitter Girls Gone Wild moments to help everyone deal with the loss.

Because I feel your pain.

26770285eBtYou can never go wrong with money and snacks.  Right, Paisley?


Any outfit looks better with attitude and a Ni-Ni.  Right, Makenzie?


‘B’ is for Boy.  ‘D ‘is for Diva.  Put ’em together and you just spelled Brock.


Seriously.  After that one, I got nuthin’.


Bitch, I’m out.


Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Relive A Few More Classic Moments When The Glitter Girls Went Wild. Sparkle, Baby.

Friday, November 1st, 2013


Ok.  I’ll admit it if you will.

I might be having some separation anxiety over all this Toddlers & Tiaras cancellation drama.  Is it cancelled?  Is it on hiatus?  Is it going to another network?  Nobody knows and nobody is talking.

And you know how TLC is when it comes to answers and Pageant Dads…

Good luck getting a straight one.

(Relax.  That was a joke.)

Really.  Especially if that big ‘roided muscle dad who flexed for all the Fat Moms is out there somewhere phonetically sounding out all these big words.

Then it was definitely a joke.  And it was HIGHlarious, thank you.

And not that we really needed one, but at least all this Toddlers & Tiaras confusion gives us a good excuse to rewind and rehash a few more classic pageant moments that were instantly burned into our retinas the first time we witnessed them.

Like Tantrum Queen Makenzie Myers, who looked pretty much the same way I did when I heard that T&T might be gone forever…


Or this little nugget, who also just heard about her show being cancelled.  Are you listening, TLC?   (Shout out to Annette Hill back there.  Hey, Girlfriend.  Werk!)


And, of course, there was my girl Tonya who put half of America into an uncomfortably awkward diabetic coma before her pageant even started.  Bow Chicka Bailey.


Trust me.  If it’s true and all our tiny princesses are really going away, you can bet they’re going with the biggest, sassiest BuhByeBitches that you’ve evah seen…


All this reminiscing is making me a little emotional.  And hungry.  Really hungry.  Any good suggestions for munchies, Paisley Dickey?


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